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SUAGMeAB. Then run to the store and buy me another 12 pack!

One Good Reason to Stop Drinking After the Third Twelve-Pack...

I lied... there are no good reasons! Now SUAGMeAB!

The Perfect Date...

...there has got to be a bottle opener in her purse, somewhere!

Happy Boxing Day!

That's nice! ... now SUAGMeAB!

Remember, It Doesn't Matter What You Wear...

...so long as you remember to bring the beer!

Stop Dancing Around...

...and SUAGMeAB!

I'd Rather Have a Beer...

So SUAGNeAB!