What Ladies Do When They're Not Getting Me a Beer

No, I Don't Watch Porn!

I watch Cable!

Lighten Up a Little...

... then SUAGMeAB!

What Real Men Do When They're NOT Drinking Beer...

Remote Control

SUAGMeAB. Then run to the store and buy me another 12 pack!

One Good Reason to Stop Drinking After the Third Twelve-Pack...

I lied... there are no good reasons! Now SUAGMeAB!

The Perfect Date...

...there has got to be a bottle opener in her purse, somewhere!