A Waste of Beer...

So either drink it, or give it to ME to drink!

Looking for a Good Woman...

Too Cool to Be a Kings Man

...I'm a Suds Man!

Imagine what a Date with a Guy Like Me Would be Like...

...do I make you randy, baby? SUAGMeAB!

Just Bring IT!....

.... and DON'T talk to me!

Finally!

...you bring me that beer you've been promising!

Now Open Your Present, Already!

...and when you're all finished, or the batteries have run out, SUAGMeAB!